fowler08:

howab0utn0:

"nobody fucking helps me in this house"

I’m laughing so hard at this

fowler08:

howab0utn0:

"nobody fucking helps me in this house"

I’m laughing so hard at this

katkinkat:

i need a hot boy who thinks they’re really ugly so they think im out of their league but actually they are way out of my league

thegadaboutgirl:

whowasntthere:

championofazura:

Girls, romanticize yourselves. You are a queen. You are a warrior. You are an enchantress. You are a mermaid. You are a goddess. You are all of these things and more, you are the stuff of fairytales. 

Women, traumatize others. You are a dragon. You are a wolf. You are a bump in the night. You are the last thing they see in the darkness. You are all of these things and more, you are the heart of their fucking nightmares.

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hellaclemmo:

Can there be a 5sos award show where the hosts, presenters, and nominees are 5sos and it’s literally just congratulating 5sos on all their talent and their faces and their personalities and their accomplishments for two hours

5secondsofsummerdaily:

ashtonirwin: I have a beard and we have a book… I’m scared

5secondsofsummerdaily:

ashtonirwin: I have a beard and we have a book… I’m scared

callmebliss:

trickortreatingcas:

kent-says-hi:

liamdapuppybear:

frenchfryaccordion:

evienator:

octoberrainfall252:

Not taking any chances

I scrolled past this and the guilt was too much

cant afford to tae this chance. literally i cant afford to fail these classes and have to take them over again…

I HAVE AN EXAM TODAY

I have a test tomorrow why not right

No like I was getting a D in English and now all of a sudden I am getting Bs and A and it was after I posted this

I AM WORKING ON MY MASTER’S THESIS ZODDAMIT

callmebliss:

trickortreatingcas:

kent-says-hi:

liamdapuppybear:

frenchfryaccordion:

evienator:

octoberrainfall252:

Not taking any chances

I scrolled past this and the guilt was too much

cant afford to tae this chance. literally i cant afford to fail these classes and have to take them over again…

I HAVE AN EXAM TODAY

I have a test tomorrow why not right

No like I was getting a D in English and now all of a sudden I am getting Bs and A and it was after I posted this

I AM WORKING ON MY MASTER’S THESIS ZODDAMIT

callmebliss:

phils-mum-and-llama-placentas:

veteasabertu:

Famous company logos on non-matching products

I feel so uncomfortable

Kinder Surprise is fucked up. Fuck this. Fuck that.

breadbowling:

ahhh yes i am a big fan of classical music! *plays wmyb*

tommosgun:

WHAT

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THE FUCK

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Did these two little shits

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get up to last week

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To make them look so young and fresh

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what secret elixir did they indulge in?

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what fountain of youth did they drink from?

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Ohhhh

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I see

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A new spirit is filling the heart of citizens across every district   (x)

1D edit challenge | 1/3 ot3’s

nourry: “@NiallOfficial: @Louis_Tomlinson louis ring me.. harry told me somethin tday that u told him..TALK T ME.”

edens-blog:

wkdart:

iamtonysexual:

andrejpejicjimmyvegafanfic:

onlylolgifs:

 People blown over in streets as Storm Ivar hits Norway

looks fun

makin’ my way dOWNTO—-

ASDFK

MAKIN’ MY WAY UPTOWN

not gonna lie at first I thought these people were really good at the Smooth Criminal lean

step 1. buy several hundred bags of miniature marshmallows 

step 2. somehow get upwind

step 3. open the bags and let the sugary puffs fly free

step 4. enjoy the sight of people getting absolutely pelted with marshmallows 

step 5. ?????????

step 6. profit 

amortizing:

third wheeling two girls who are best friends is so much worse than third wheeling a couple

assston:

all i want is to hear 5sos play wrapped around your finger live just once